Sunday, 31 July 2016

Cast of Thousands: names in search of script

Cast for forthcoming radio productions

Jason and Grayson Bagpipes
Phineas (Lord) Wasp
Vortigen Goose
Grace Bits
Fog Chalice (Band)
Duplicitous Ninja (Band)
Crass Marraccas (Band)
Mike Trellis
Caroline Whinsome
Potsy Plankton and the Glib Disraelis
Clarkey Frascati and Pendulum Davis
Lord Concupiscence and his orchestra
Sandra Bonus
Panties McNulty
Pakistani Dave
Bronwyn Trollope
Khaksmith and the Level Bests
Mr (Pennistone) and Mrs (Gladwys) Quo Vadis
Arthur and Barry Pans
Fisherman’s Relish (Band)



Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Recent twits...

Newsflash: community service for Man charged with licking Terence Stamp...

Corsodyl: for people who spit blood, when they brush their teeth. Wonder if they advertise weapons (tampons, condoms)...

Misreading History: 1. the Vikings. Best known for rope and pilchards...

I could make a fortune as a blood donor: I'm Croesus Negative...

Sports Personality of the Year; Cuban Entrepreneur of the Year; BNP Multiculturalist of the Year; Sexiest Spoon; Fastest Plant; Laziest Bee...



Ellen Page channels Mary Pickford and Marc Bolan