Corsodyl: for people who spit blood, when they brush their teeth. Wonder if they advertise weapons (tampons, condoms)...
Misreading History: 1. the Vikings. Best known for rope and pilchards...
I could make a fortune as a blood donor: I'm Croesus Negative...
Sports Personality of the Year; Cuban Entrepreneur of the Year; BNP Multiculturalist of the Year; Sexiest Spoon; Fastest Plant; Laziest Bee...
Ellen Page channels Mary Pickford and Marc Bolan
